Welcome to last year
May 19, 2009
I entertained myself greatly for all of today when I changed my facebook language to pirate. Everyone should do this. Or rather everyone probably did it for a day way back ages ago (like, so last year duh) when everyone heard about it. I’ve been blissfully unaware of the delights of checking your ‘bottle o’messages’ or liking a link by saying ‘it be pleasin to me eye’. They’ve translated everything, it’s brilliant: adverts be ‘hawkin’; events be ‘grog fests’; you can scrawl on people’s planks (haha), or share by ‘divving the spoils me hearties’. There is nothing that is not amusing about this me mateys.
Arrrrr.
Bye bye roaming
May 14, 2009

My clients Vodafone have dun and gone something nicey…
No more silly prices for calls when you’re on holiday this summer. Now you can blabber away like you would normally whilst lying on a beach. Probably shouting down the phone:
‘I’m on the beach…. ….it’s rubbish’
It’s nice working on a brand that does something that’s easy to market. Everyone likes holidays, everyone likes blabbering on their phones, therefore everyone will like blabbering on their phones on holiday: WIN.

