I hate ebay and I hate the touts that extort fans.  I’ve written about it before.  But mainly I hate them because they write in HUGE CAPTIAL LETTERS always centre justified.  So not only do they have 8 tickets to a gig that has already sold out despite only having been on sale for an hour, they have a terrible eye for asthetics.  They are the worst humans.

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I decided to take a small stand.  So I sent one of them a message. The kind of message a mother would send to scold a child: ‘you should be ashamed of yourself’ etc.  5 seconds later I get a reply.  ’your message has been reported to ebay’.  That’s the ebay equivalent of ‘I’m getting my dad on you’. Well bring it on fuckos. I’m ready for a fight.

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